I’m sorry I was fat

Me: “She’s weird.”
Him: “I know.”
Me: “… kind of ugly. You know?”
Him: “Yeah.”
Me: “Wait — didn’t you sleep with her?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: …
Him: “I’m sorry! … I was fat.”

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