Heart Valves

I went on a stupid internet date, the kind I go on once, maybe twice a year when I go months without romance and I begin to worry my heart valves are about to stop flapping or something, but this time he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t bad at all, which was surprisingly comforting and but I don’t really want to say much except I don’t hate the guy and my heart valves, thank god, are still flapping.

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One response to “Heart Valves

  1. Internet dates are de facto stupid.

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