The Road to Recovery
by Amy Ozols
Since the dawn of alcohol, man has been plagued by hangovers. Given that medical professionals have pondered the problem for centuries, it’s ironic that I—a person who is not a doctor and, indeed, is barely even a dentist—have finally discovered a solution. And yet it’s true.
The best and most obvious way to avoid a hangover is not to drink at all, but I think we can all agree that this is not an option.
Let’s move on.