The Ballad Of The Sin Eater

I’m thinner when I’m in a relationship. Did you know that? When I’m single I tend to stay up late and eat midnight snacks. Most people eat ice cream. I’ll go through a few pickles, a glass of chocolate milk, and a bowl of pasta.

I can’t believe I’m not fat.

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