Things Left in New York


(1) It wouldn’t be the first time
(2) we saw Sam Tanenhaus
(3) or the man who shouted
(3.5) HEY BABY.

(4) Shake Shack
(5) Volcano
(6) La Quinta

(7) That place that served rotten bimbimbop
(8) The beer we drank at the Javits Center

(9) Remember when I almost got arrested?
(10) Remember when I put a dollar in that stripper’s g-string?
(11) Remember when you stole my shoe?
(12) Remember the time you reduced me to a cultural stereotype?

(13) Remember how you got mad and gave me the silent treatment for a whole week? Maybe two?
(14) Well, this is much worse.


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