The Alcohol Diary

red-labelHow much scotch?
That scotch.
Red scotch.
Two scotch.
You scotch.
Bad scotch.
Soda scotch.
Silly scotch.
Itchy scotch.
Icy scotch.
You scotch.
Two scotch.
Goodbye scotch.
Johnny scotch.
Drunk scotch.
Hunny scotch.
Kissing scotch.
Goodnight scotch.

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4 responses to “The Alcohol Diary

  1. chivas scotch
    johnny scotch
    elk head scotch
    glenfiddich scotch
    single malt scotch
    blended scotch

    Res ipsa loquitur

    good post for hst memorial day…

  2. “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly… “

  3. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”–Willy Wonka

  4. Actually, that quote is a poem by Ogden Nash entitled “Reflections on Ice-Breaking.” –SP

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