My Dad called me while I was at work, totally bored.
“What’s up? Did you sell any cars?” I asked, but knew the answer.
“No. Bad week for selling cars.”
“Yeah, okay. But when mom asks you how your day was, say it was a good day for the environment. Say you really did your part in making the world greener. Tell her it was a green day, okay?”
My dad laughed. I am either a good publicist or a great standup comedienne.