Somebody Stop Me

Assholes, no one stopped me, and I just blew $250 online shopping. I went hog wild, getting everything from a pair of fake eyeglasses to wear to business meetings to a short skirt to wear to business drinks.

You know what? I should expense this.

Right.

Anyway, it’s Friday at 1:40am, and it looks like my paycheck was directly deposited at midnight. Hot damn. Only took me an hour and a half to blow through this weekend’s spending money. Financial crisis? What financial crisis?

Good thing tomorrow night is another open bar. Oh open bars! How do I love thee? Why, just let me put these fake glasses on and I’ll count the ways…

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