It’s Gay Pride week here in New York, and what better way to celebrate than a parade! Not being gay and extremely averse to humdity and parades was reason enough for me to sit this year’s out. But then, so did my very proud friend Jacob…
Me: The sun came out. Shouldn’t you be parading?
Jacob: i have a bunch of boys drinking in my apartment. i plan on having an orgy shortly
Me: Now that is pride.
Jacob: i know, i take this week very seriously