Rejected McSweeney’s Lists

Alfred Hitchcock Presents… Hardcore Porn

-Black Male
-The 69 Steps
-The Man Who Came Too Much
-Verti-ho
-Dial M for Masturbation
-The Lady Vanishes (in a Pool of Sperm)
-Rear Window

How I Deduced Lola was a Tranny

-She walked like a woman but talked like a man.
-When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.
-The huge bulge in her hot pants.

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