April Fools

Good gentlemen of New York:

I’m sorry I refuse to give you my cell phone number. I’m sorry I get drunk and give you my business card. I’m sorry I tell you to wait a few days and then compose a stupendous email. I am even more sorry I read your hilarious crap outloud to coworkers.

To all you poor, poor April fools, I’m sorry.

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