Entries categorized as ‘Coronary’
“Remember Graham’s party?” I ask.
“Yes,” he says, and sips his beer.
“Was that the one after prom?”
“No. It wasn’t after prom because my parents wouldn’t let me sleep over.”
“Oh,” I say.
“It must have been that spring. I think you had on a tank top.”
I laugh.
“And you kept asking if I was gay.”
“I don’t remember that,” I say, “but it sounds like something I would have done when I was that age.” I’m not proud, but I’m honest.
“It worked.”
“We were on the stairs.”
“Yes,” I remember. “Graham’s stairs.”
He wipes some of the condensation off the pint glass.
I look at his hands on his beer. “Was it nice? Do you remember?”
“I think so,” he says. “It was ten years ago.”
Categories: Clocks · Coronary
Tagged: beer, high school, kissing, memories, ten years ago
There is only so much you can push someone before they snap back, or in this case, snap away from you. Away from me.
Categories: Coronary · Hedonism
Tagged: the end
November 3, 2009 · 1 Comment
I don’t want to wait to love you, I want to love you now. Maybe this is why I date older men. Maybe this is why I don’t want to date at all.
Categories: Coronary · Hedonism
Tagged: dating, love, older men
My last really serious relationship ended in February, 2007.
Since then, I’ve dated upwards of 100 men.
(Okay, that’s a guess, but I bet it’s not far off.)
Since then, I have had unsubstantial relationships with three, maybe four men. Some of them meant something to me and some of them haven’t. I rarely think about The Architect or Mr. Orange. Jon—who was important enough to have a real name—and I still talk. We occasionally go back over what went wrong, which is stupid, considering I’ve moved on and he has been in a serious relationship since we called it quits.
But mostly I’ve dated. There was the Deviled Egg, my best friend’s boss, the Vice Guy, the Owner, the kosher friend-of-a-friend, the coworker, another coworker, plenty of coworkers, the Asshole, the college friend, the Not Fat Cat guy, the Craigslist Killer, the Williamsburg Waiter, and now, for now, there’s the Writer.
I’ve been, give or take, single since February 2007. I’m coming up on three years of mostly meaningless sex.
And since then, since February 2007, he just jumps from deep love to deep love, a serial monogamist—by comparison—in need of a serious serial killing.
Categories: Coronary · Hedonism
Tagged: craigslist killer, dating, serial killer, serial monogamist
You need to love me patiently, like you’re whisking in eggs, or else it will all coddle.
Categories: Coronary
Tagged: coddle, eggs, love
There is nothing—nothing—I hate more than this.
I’m his plus one, and he’s deep in conversation with another writer from another publication.
In heels, I’m taller than him, and yet, he walks into the room and because of his stupid job, that (okay, I admit it) I am completely jealous of, people approach him and l0ck him into the type of indulgent, self-satisfying conversation that I can so easily identify because I am, ironically, a publicist, and can spot the body language, the compliments and the fawning.
So I sit here, totally abandoned beside him, watching quietly.
I hate this.
Categories: City · Coronary · Publishing
Tagged: journalist, plus one, publicist, writer
Can a writer date a writer?
It’s worked before. Take Mary and Percy Shelley. Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Robert Browning. Joan Didion and John Dunne. Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes.
Just kidding.
But this one might be doomed. We’re all drawn-out-drama, all thunderstorms and lightening bolts. You know, we’re a conversational shipwreck—in a good way. But sooner or later, my head might end up in the oven.
Categories: Coronary · Hedonism · Publishing
Tagged: drama, joan didion, romance, sylvia plath, writer
There are other things you can say to me
other ways to make me laugh
or smile or throw my arms around you
and say something like
god, i like you
but these are nice so please
don’t think i want you to stop.
Categories: Coronary · Hedonism
Tagged: flirting, i like you, smile, sweet things