I can swim. It took me a few years to learn, but I finally, hesitantly, learned. But I won’t show you.
When I swim I look like I am drowning, but somehow manage to stay afloat. And I have to hold my nose. On second thought, I wouldn’t look so ridiculous if I didn’t have to hold my nose. For example, I can do a perfectly acceptable dive . . . with a face mask on. And I can float on my back for hours.
Still, I prefer hot tubs to swimming pools anyday.
2 responses so far ↓
kristina // May 31, 2008 at 4:06 pm |
i’m a lurker turned commenter? but i am in the same boat with you. in regards to people asking what happens if our boat capsizes i can float forever.
hottubs eliminate the situation entirely, and i love them.
efx2000 // June 4, 2008 at 9:18 am |
i appalude your learning how to swim,it might come in handy in the not so distant future, imagine what would happen if u were in a boat mishap?u would have to probably save someone, apart from urself.Good thing.