Subway Philosophy

An Insightful Email from a Rejected Suitor, #4

May 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Subject: Macallan 18?

I see a snifter and an 18-year-old single malt in your future. Perhaps starting around three? Call it a late lunch or an early dinner, or both.

In all events, I had fun at Atlantic Grill last night. We should drink more … soon … STAT! After all, it is five o’clock somewhere.

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Melted Rusted Out Carmel LIPS

May 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

So we’re back at that bar with

the rich old men

and the $20 scotch that someone with graying hair buys for you because more than anything in the entire world, at that moment a 20-something girl with raised eyebrows is talking to him about modernism and the disjointed nature of new york city and the entire chelsea art scene and what it means to you when single malt scotch tastes like

melted rusted out carmel lips.

Categories: City · Hedonism · Unhealthy
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