A Memo to Darren

Hey, when we talk about cock and balls, can we not be crass about it? You fucking dick.

Deposit

Michelle and I put down a deposit on a apartment on the West Side.

Did you hear that? Yeah, I believe that’s the sound of my savings being flushed down the toilet…. And it’s great.

Let’s pray to god this works. I have got to get out of the upper east side, and I am really digging the gruff Turkish antediluvian doorman.

(To be continued.)