Lauren: what do you think about this: http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=2020&f=22851
me: i mean, it’s a punch bowl set. since when do i have an opinion about a punch bowl set?
Lauren: i need to get erica a shower gift and everything she registered for involves alcohol or towels or a blender. otherwise i could get her big balloon wine glasses and those cool cheese plates that attach
me: you cant attach cheese to a wine glass
Lauren: yes you can haha. one sec.
me: no you can’t. what the hell is wrong with society? when our entire generation has killed ourselves and are under half a mile of rock and some weird advanced life form finds our bones, do you know what they will deduce? do you? that someone attached cheese to a wine glass and civilization as we know it collapsed.
Lauren: http://www.crateandbarrel.com/family.aspx?c=397&f=11641 forget it. im asking for your help not to tell me society has collapsed because crate and barrel sells a trendy cheese plate.
