Alfred Hitchcock Presents… Hardcore Porn
-Black Male
-The 69 Steps
-The Man Who Came Too Much
-Verti-ho
-Dial M for Masturbation
-The Lady Vanishes (in a Pool of Sperm)
-Rear Window
How I Deduced Lola was a Tranny
-She walked like a woman but talked like a man.
-When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.
-The huge bulge in her hot pants.
